Real Women vs. Martha Stewart

kuulani

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Martha Stewart
If you accidentally over salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant "fix me up."

Real Women
If you over salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too damn bad. Please recite with me, The Real Women's motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care how bad it tastes."

Martha Stewart
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.

Real WomenTake a lime, mix it with tequila, etc.,chill and drink. You might still have the headache, but who cares?

Martha Stewart
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.

Real Women
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on the couch, with your feet up, eating it anyway.

Martha Stewart
To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.

Real WomenBuy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix and keep it in the pantry for up to a year.

Martha Stewart
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside of the cake.

Real WomenGo to the bakery. They'll even decorate it for you.

Martha Stewart
Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a beautiful glossy finish.

Real Women
The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg whites over the crust, so I just don't do it.

Martha Stewart
If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dishwashing gloves.They give a non slip grip that makes opening jars easy.

Real Women
Go ask the very cute neighbor to do it.

And finally the most important tip -
Martha Stewart
Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.

Real Women
Leftover wine?????? Yeah Right!!!!!!
 
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Don't listen to Solo he's full of shit. He keeps up with Martha. You should try his sensational Couscous dish made by steaming couscous pellets served in a hand-made gift basket that he weaved with his own two hands. :joy:
 
Whats up with Martha these days anyways? I kind of lost track of the stories. Is she formally charged?
 
She hasn't been formally charged yet but she will be. She's been caught in a bunch of lies. The first was when she was questioned about her sale and she told the athorities she had a stop loss in. Her broker said yeah and then later denied it. There was no reason to tell that lie unless she was trying to cover her tracks. All to save $40,000. She's a Billionair for cryin out loud why the heck was she worried about $40,000?
 
That's why she's a billionaire. She worries over pennies so the dollars don't have to work.
 
Well losing a million Dollars in fines trying to save 40,000 isn't exactly getting ahead. Actually Martha makes here real money by shoving coal up her ass and letting it sit there for a week. When she takes it out it's diamonds.
 
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