Republican convention takes on Satan

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Utah County Republicans ended their convention on Saturday by debating Satan's influence on illegal immigrants.

The group was unable to take official action because not enough members stuck around long enough to vote, despite the pleadings of party officials. The convention was held at Canyon View Junior High School.

Don Larsen, chairman of legislative District 65 for the Utah County Republican Party, had submitted a resolution warning that Satan's minions want to eliminate national borders and do away with sovereignty.

In a speech at the convention, Larsen told those gathered that illegal immigrants "hate American people" and "are determined to destroy this country, and there is nothing they won't do."

Illegal aliens are in control of the media, and working in tandem with Democrats, are trying to "destroy Christian America" and replace it with "a godless new world order -- and that is not extremism, that is fact," Larsen said.

At the end of his speech, Larsen began to cry, saying illegal immigrants were trying to bring about the destruction of the U.S. "by self invasion."

Republican officials then allowed speakers to defend and refute the resolution. One speaker, who was identified as "Joe," said illegal immigrants were Marxist and under the influence of the devil. Another, who declined to give her name to the Daily Herald, said illegal immigrants should not be allowed because "they are not going to become Republicans and stop flying the flag upside down. ... If they want to be Americans, they should learn to speak English and fly their flag like we do."

http://www.heraldextra.com/content/view/220065/4
 
holy fuckin' shit it's all the imagainary enemies in one place!

gonz just jizzed himself!

immigrants. satan. marxists. a new world order.

aw crap.... they forgot to include them pesky muslims.

still pretty exciting.

i'm gonna go ahead and get charged up about the inevitable bookburning. gotta pack up my cats and get on the road down to utah right quick.
 
holy fuckin' shit it's all the imagainary enemies in one place!.

Imaginary?

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Imaginary?

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dude, remember, they got all of 'em EXCEPT the moose-lims.

....walks away shaking head....


but hey i'm fully willing to entertain the idea of a massive conspiracy between thems jihadis, satanists (all four of them that exist), marxists (all sixteen that still exist) and immigrants - especially the immigrants from europe that that are particularly prone to fascism. it's all in there, baby.

oh, wait, i almost forgot the fags that are working to undermine your marriage and seduce your kiddies RIGHT NOW.

at this point might as well throw in uppity womenfolk.

and anyone who isn't as pasty white as yoo and me.

before we know what happened, we're living in adjoining compounds in idaho...
 
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