Scared me for a second

[Inkara1]

Well, you know that when there's a pun contest, I always pony up.

 

[Nixy]

Well, you know that when there's a pun contest, I always pony up.

Damn you! I was trying to think of a pun with pony up earlier!!!

 

[Inkara1]

You're just mad because I was first out of the chute.

 

[Gato_Solo]

This is an lala apaloosa of puns...

 

[unclehobart]

You guys are just a bunch of wet saddle blankets.

 

[Professur]

But at least we're being civil about it. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.

 

[tonksy]

We should really rein it in...
***Edit** Gah! SnP beat me to that one!

 

[Gato_Solo]

I'm starting to think this thread is one trick pony...

 

[Professur]

Isn't it a funny coincidence that a horse does tricks, and whores sell them.

 

[TexasRaceLady]

Ah, but that's a horse of a different color.

 

[unclehobart]

None of these jokes win, place, or show.

 

[Gato_Solo]

None of these jokes win, place, or show.

And that one went like a mudder on a sunny day...

 

[tonksy]

No need to nag him about it.

 

[Gato_Solo]

That one was also a little long in the tooth...

 

[unclehobart]

http://www.ildado.com/horse_racing_glossary.html

Just to help you Colts fans keep up with the jokes.

 

[Gato_Solo]

http://www.ildado.com/horse_racing_glossary.html

Just to help you Colts fans keep up with the jokes.

What about Broncos fans?

 

[unclehobart]

Broncos just aren't proper racing horses, ol' boy. *adjusts monocole*

Besides... the Broncos will barely remain neck and neck down the backstretch while facing long odds. They simply wont last furlong.

 

[Professur]

These puns are getting less and less stable

 

[tonksy]

I think we are bucking the odds of finding anymore solid puns.

 

[TexasRaceLady]

It may be time for this thread to ride off into the sunset.