Short jokes and one-liners

MrBishop

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What do you call a short fortune-teller on the run from the police?




A- a short, medium at large
 
Inkara1 said:
Prof told it better... it's a small medium at large. :p
Type-o - please remain on the line while my brain is rebooted. That's what is was supposed to say ;)
 
Gato_Solo said:
MrBishop...frozen at whopping pile for life for that typo. :p
Nah...I'm waiting for 'the ladies of OTC' to read the second joke and the red-pips to come in :)
 
MrBishop said:
Nah...I'm waiting for 'the ladies of OTC' to read the second joke and the red-pips to come in :)

Well...now that you pointed it out for the second time, I'm sure you'll get some kind of negative response. ;)
 
How many liberals does it take to change a light bulb?
























101. 1 to change the light bulb, and 100 to protest the light bulb that's getting screwed. :D
 
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
















1. S/he just has to hold the bulb and the world revolves around them.
 
What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating?








































Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating. :D
 
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