should fi post her pic?

[fi]

What about strongbow?

Ah that's grand stuff but there's better out there! Let the expert though tell you about it

 

[unclehobart]

wait... isnt strongbow from the bulmers empire anyway?


bah ... I'll just have tea and crumpets.

 

[fi]

wait... isnt strongbow from the bulmers empire anyway?


bah ... I'll just have tea and crumpets.

I do believe it is!

*well* impressed that the man knows that!

Mmmmm... crumpets... *gargle and drool*

 

[unclehobart]

mmm... 8 pints o' Scrumpy Jack and then have it off with a Bobby. *whap whap* ... *haver*

 

[ris\'smissus]

What about strongbow?

Gnat's piss!

You need a good pint of quality apples to put hairs on your chest... addle your brains... make you play dominos all afternoon for the rest of your life...!

 

[unclehobart]

Its the official pint of the english cricket team ya know ... cheers

 

[ris\'smissus]

Its the official pint of the english cricket team ya know ... cheers

Yeah, and they know nothing.

A good west-cuntry grrrl drinks zider boi thatcherrrrrrs, awreeet?

 

[unclehobart]

We in the 'ampsteads like to pinch a woodpecker or two now and then. Tis a hand shandy drink when not else is about.

 

[ris\'smissus]

We in the 'ampsteads like to pinch a woodpecker or two now and then. Tis a hand shandy drink when not else is about.

Euuuuuuuuuuuuugh

That's like, sweet, and stuff....

Vile.

 

[unclehobart]

Down a few at pub .. leer at the birds ... have a pop at the constable ... and have it off with the missus in a Mini in front of Parlaiment. *burp*

 

[unclehobart]

Sainsbury's Strong Dry then?

 

[ris\'smissus]

To go back to the thread topic in hand...
I've got a fairly blackmailable pic of ris too, if anyone's interested?

And if he manages to wrestle it off me I'm sure his mother would lend me baby pics...

*rubs hands together in evil mercenary glee*

 

[unclehobart]

Spar Strong and Dry is most tasty served extra cold.

 

[fi]

To go back to the thread topic in hand...
I've got a fairly blackmailable pic of ris too, if anyone's interested?

And if he manages to wrestle it off me I'm sure his mother would lend me baby pics...

*rubs hands together in evil mercenary glee*

yeah, but his pic is already up, so it kind of defeats the point, girlie!

 

[ris\'smissus]

Sainsbury's Strong Dry then?

For a cheapie, that's not bad.

I would still recommend Thatchers as a cheap quality cider though. It's not to everyone's platate (tastes like paint stripper for the first 4 mouthfuls... by the 5th mouthful you don't care!), but if you get used to it it's worth it.
They make it on a farm in Somerset. It's great down there...

 

[Justintime]

Down a few at pub .. leer at the birds ... have a pop at the constable ... and have it off with the missus in a Mini in front of Parlaiment. *burp*

erm, who speaks like that??

 

[ris\'smissus]

yeah, but his pic is already up, so it kind of defeats the point, girlie!

Not this pic... ris as a Rocky Horror Show character, anyone...
I'll take a cheque

 

[Justintime]

Sainsbury's Strong Dry then?

I would still recommend Thatchers as a cheap quality cider though. ...

cool, i used to drink cider home, like 2 bottles of the stuff just to get plastered, ahhh highschool days

 

[ris\'smissus]

cool, i used to drink cider home, like 2 bottles of the stuff just to get plastered, ahhh highschool days

high school....university.... professional career...

Nah, I didn't stop drinking the stuff even after my bad alcohol experience (TM), and see no reason to stop now.

 

[fi]

yeah, but his pic is already up, so it kind of defeats the point, girlie!

Not this pic... ris as a Rocky Horror Show character, anyone...
I'll take a cheque

Oooh, I think I've SEEN that one! *rubs hands with glee*