Show us your

[Winky]

bewbies

(I had to find a way to type ' bewbies '
I've been forever changed after seeing
Lissa reffering to her bewbies as bewbies
did I mention " bewbies "?)

AP - Sat May 7, 1:45 PM ET
A woman lifts her shirt for Mardi Gras beads on the infield at Churchill Downs during
Kentucky Derby day festivities, Saturday, May 7, 2005, in Louisville, Ky.
The 131st Kentucky Derby is the 10th race of the day.
(AP Photo/ Joe Imel)

 

[MrBishop]

"Show us your Tits! Show us your Tits!!"

...er


...sorry, never been to Mardi Gras and got a chance to excahnge baubles for boggles!

 

[Uki Chick]

All for beads! That's crazy! You have to give me something more than just beads to show my tits!

 

[Professur]

like .....????

 

[Uki Chick]

like .....????

For me to know and you to find out.........

 

[MrBishop]

For me to know and you to find out.........

Gimme a few minutes.

*MrBishop starts looking through his tickle chest, and tossing things over this shoulder towards Uki...

"Rubber chicken? Nope. Autographed picture from Duran Duran? Nope. Salt and pepper shakers in the shape of breasts? Nope. ..."

 

[Professur]

Ok, lemme get out the old list of stuff-to-offer-girls-to-get-them-to-show-me-their-tits. Shall I start at the top?

Icecream
Barbie's underpants
a dime for the pay toilet
a kitten
...

Wait a minute, lemme check. Shit, I started this list in '75.
*pages forward*
*flip*
*flip*
*flip*
*flip*
Ah, here we go

Beer
beer
beer
wine cooler
beer
Flaming orgasm (what the fuc???)
A rose
another rose
a lift
waking up
*flip*
*flip*
*flip*
diamonds
rubies
pearls
*flip*
*flip*
silk teddy
back rub
foot massage
driving lessons
a night off
*whoops, to far*
*back flip*
*back flip*

 

[paul_valaru]

beads works great.

i love beads

beads
beads
beads

uh-oh security...and escorted out

 

[Uki Chick]

And the winner so far.........................................Prof!!!!

 

[MrBishop]

And the winner so far.........................................Prof!!!!

...my stuff not cheesy enough?

I have pink furry handcuffs somewhere... fuzzy dice that hang from rear-view mirrors?

 

[Uki Chick]

...my stuff not cheesy enough?

I have pink furry handcuffs somewhere... fuzzy dice that hang from rear-view mirrors?

The handcuffs have peaked my interest.......

 

[Professur]

Icecream and a dime for the pay toilet never fail.

 

[MrBishop]

Icecream and a dime for the pay toilet never fail.

Toilets are free now...and exactly what age girls are you propositioning?

IceCream.... hmm. OK

 

[MrBishop]

The handcuffs have peaked my interest.......

I also have several lengths of leather strapping, some strong chain and a 20' bullwhip

 

[SexyBoo]

I also have several lengths of leather strapping, some strong chain and a 20' bullwhip

Wow Bish, now my interest is peaked!

 

[A.B.Normal]

IceCream.... hmm. OK

Ice cream and tea ,Cold and Hot

 

[Professur]

Wow Bish, now my interest is peaked!

Unfortunately, Bish peaked long before you did. sorry

 

[Professur]

Toilets are free now...and exactly what age girls are you propositioning?

IceCream.... hmm. OK

Wait a minute, lemme check. Shit, I started this list in '75.

Do try to keep up, old boy.

 

[A.B.Normal]

Do try to keep up, old boy.

don't forget ,eyesights the second thing to go

 

[Uki Chick]

I also have several lengths of leather strapping, some strong chain and a 20' bullwhip

Alright, now you're in the running with all of that. I might just have to take both of you on!