more like a blumpkin...
Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show said:There were long ones, short ones, yellow ones, red ones,
Necrophiliacs lookin' for dead ones...
he's just feeling bad because he's wanting a blumpkin and he knows the wifey won't go for it.
ask ze germans...
Compare to Boston and Cleveland Steamers... that is tame.I believe that there's something called a plate job, which involves crapping on a glass coffee table, or is that just a rumor?