A guy was walking home from the pub all pissed up one night when he passes the railway station. He notices a young lady tied to the train tracks.
Quick as a dash he runs over to her and does the old super-hero act and unties her. After he unties her he takes her back to his place, has a drink, and after that has the best sex he's ever had with her.
Next evening he's off down the pub again.
He says to the landlord. 'Ah Bob, you'll never believe what happened last night"
...and he tells the landlord about finding the girl tied to the tracks, doing his superhero job, and the sex that followed...
"Man, we did every position you can think of. Missionary, Doggy, her on top, over the table... everything!"
"You lucky lucky bastard" says Bob the landlord. "Did you get a blow-job?"
"No" replies the bloke. "I couldn't find her head..."
Quick as a dash he runs over to her and does the old super-hero act and unties her. After he unties her he takes her back to his place, has a drink, and after that has the best sex he's ever had with her.
Next evening he's off down the pub again.
He says to the landlord. 'Ah Bob, you'll never believe what happened last night"
...and he tells the landlord about finding the girl tied to the tracks, doing his superhero job, and the sex that followed...
"Man, we did every position you can think of. Missionary, Doggy, her on top, over the table... everything!"
"You lucky lucky bastard" says Bob the landlord. "Did you get a blow-job?"
"No" replies the bloke. "I couldn't find her head..."
