Silly drunk people

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Leslie

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An allegedly drunk driver with a taste for trickery failed to foil a police breathalyzer machine after stuffing his mouth full of feces. "I don't think alcohol alone would make you do something as disgusting as that," South Simcoe Police Insp. Tom McDonald said.

"I've never heard of anything like this before," the 28-year veteran said.

Arrested Sunday after his Ford pickup truck was pulled over on Hwy. 11 in Stroud, the 59-year-old driver was loaded into a cruiser and taken to a South Simcoe Police station for testing.

En route, Sgt. James Buchanan said, the prisoner vomited, urinated and defecated in the squad car.

At the station the man grabbed a handful of his own waste "and placed it in his mouth, attempting to trick the breathalyzer machine," he said.

It didn't work, Buchanan said.

The machine registered two readings of more than twice the legal blood alcohol limit. The man was charged with impaired driving and driving over the limit and was released on a promise to appear in a Bradford court on May 12.
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I can't see drunk making one do this. Had to be crazy too. WTF? :confuse3:

Stroud is a community not far from here.

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They do a blood test? Sounds to me like he had a lot more than alcohol flowing through his system.
 
catocom said:
You mean if they can find him, after he misses the court date?
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Oh, with breath like that, trust me, they'll find him...

A tip: If you ever find yourself arrested for some small infraction, and they release you on your own reconizance, do not say or do anything memorable if you plan to skip the court date. Cops remember the weirdos.
 
geez, I'm glad I wasn't the next one to have to blow the machine, even with a new mouthpiece. :barfonu:
 
Either he's not right in the head, or he was on drugs, too. maybe he got his hands on that absynth stuff.
 
SouthernN'Proud said:
Oh, with breath like that, trust me, they'll find him...

A tip: If you ever find yourself arrested for some small infraction, and they release you on your own reconizance, do not say or do anything memorable if you plan to skip the court date. Cops remember the weirdos.
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I hope that they would and that they would give him several years.
 
They guy just ate a pile of shit. I'd say by the time he wakes up tomorros, he'll have learned not to drink and drive. Honestly, nothing a judge is impowered to do compares as punishment. 'Cept publishing his name, for everyone to read.
 
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