Silly Human Stories

SexyBoo said:
Another sad story - made even more so by the fact that it didn't involve alcohol. :rofl2:

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Italian Man's Penis Severed by Vacuum Cleaner
ITALY - A 63-year-old Italian man was vacuuming and decided to watch a porn tape to keep him entertained. He became so aroused that he put his penis into the vacuum cleaner and part of it was chopped off by the cleaner's fan. He hastily put the severed part into the freezer as he called an ambulance for help. He carried the separate piece to the hospital wrapped in a newspaper where he told doctors he had cut it off when shaving his pubic hair. Officials alerted the police anyway. Police later found blood on the man's vacuum, and he finally admitted how this happened. The severed piece was reattached during surgery, but doctors don't expect it to function properly again.


No No No!

That is why they make the hose attachments...Jesus. Do I have to show people EVERYTHING?????? :lol2:
 
AnomalousEntity said:
No No No!

That is why they make the hose attachments...Jesus. Do I have to show people EVERYTHING?????? :lol2:
Had this happened in America, there would be lawsuits and within three months all new vaccums would need to be outfitted with federally mandated penis guards.
 
Mirlyn said:
Had this happened in America, there would be lawsuits and within three months all new vaccums would need to be outfitted with federally mandated penis guards.
:rofl4: Isn't that the truth???
 
Maybe I should rename this the penis/testicle stupid stories thread - I keep finding these things! :eyepop:

[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Man Loses Penis... And More to Cocaine Abuse[/font] [font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]WASHINGTON (UPI)--Doctors warned Friday of a potentially dangerous new method of cocaine abuse-- injecting the drug directly into the urinary tract--a practice that led to complications costing one man his penis, nine of his fingers and parts of his legs.[/font] [font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]In a letter to the Journal of the American Medical Association, physicians from New York Hospital-Cornell Medical Center report the case of a 34-year-old man who suffered severe bleeding under the skin after he pumped cocaine into the urethra of his penis.[/font] [font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]The man was admitted to a New York hospital for a problem with his penis, which had remained erect for three days resulting in a painful inability to urinate. The man told doctors that in the weeks before his hospitalization, he had occasionally injected cocaine into his penis before intercourse in an effort to enhance sexual performance.[/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]On his third day in the hospital, the man's erection suddenly went down, but blood leaked into the tissues and coagulated under the skin of his feet, hands, genitals, back and chest over the next 12 hours.[/font] [font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Despite intensive medical treatment, doctors were forced to amputate the man's legs above the knee and all but one of his fingers. The patient's penis fell off by itself, doctors said.[/font]
[font=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]A Hospital spokesman said the severe problem with blood coagulation may have been caused by the prolonged erection, which is called priapism. "But more likely it was caused by cocaine or impurities in the cocaine,'' he said.
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