Slim *chortle*!!!!

I'd recommend Reddi-whip for sex instead. Ranch is mayo-based and thus leaves behind a bit of a film.
 
Inkara1 said:
I'd recommend Reddi-whip for sex instead. Ranch is mayo-based and thus leaves behind a bit of a film.
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And as weird as it sounds whipped cream doesn't seem quite so kinky :eyebrow:
 
Inkara1 said:
Do you actually want that oily film left behind?
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No...I don't think ranch dressing is a good idea...not a little bit...but I DO think Ranch dressing is kinker than whipped cream...does one need to get kinker than whipped cream? Prolly not...
 
Well, it's either the ranch, or the chocolate sauce that the BF's dear sweet religious gramma bought him for xmas (and that doesn't even bear thinking about).
 
Slim Pickens said:
GOO :retard3:
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Hey man, there's a fine line between kinky and goo......you know what? There is something inherently wrong with that sentence if you don't know that "Goo" is what I say when something is nasty.
 
And here, in your very own Welcome thread you can see a prime example of what happens to threads around these here parts...:D
 
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