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MrBishop

MrBishop

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[/font][font=&quot] TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America.[/font][font=&quot]
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[/font][font=&quot] MARIA: Here it is.[/font][font=&quot]
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[/font][font=&quot] TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America?[/font][font=&quot]
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[/font][font=&quot] CLASS: Maria.[/font][font=&quot]
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[/font][font=&quot] __________________________________________[/font][font=&quot]
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[/font][font=&quot] TEACHER: Why are you late, Frank?[/font][font=&quot]
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[/font][font=&quot] FRANK: Because of the sign..[/font][font=&quot]
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[/font][font=&quot] TEACHER: What sign?[/font][font=&quot]
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[/font][font=&quot] FRANK: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."[/font][font=&quot]
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[/font][font=&quot] _________________________________[/font][font=&quot]
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[/font][font=&quot] TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on[/font][font=&quot] [/font][font=&quot] the floor?[/font][font=&quot]
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[/font][font=&quot] JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables[/font][font=&quot]
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[/font][font=&quot] _______________________________________________[/font][font=&quot]
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[/font][font=&quot] TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"[/font][font=&quot]
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[/font][font=&quot] GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"[/font][font=&quot]
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[/font][font=&quot] TEACHER: No, that's wrong[/font][font=&quot]
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[/font][font=&quot] GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.[/font][font=&quot]
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[/font][font=&quot] _______________________________________________[/font][font=&quot]
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[/font][font=&quot] TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?[/font][font=&quot]
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[/font][font=&quot] DONALD: H I J K L M N O.[/font][font=&quot]
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[/font][font=&quot] TEACHER: What are you talking about?[/font][font=&quot]
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[/font][font=&quot] DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.[/font][font=&quot]
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[/font][font=&quot] ______________________________________________[/font][font=&quot]
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[/font][font=&quot] TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that [/font][font=&quot][/font][font=&quot]we[/font][font=&quot]
[/font][font=&quot] didn't have ten years ago.[/font][font=&quot]
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[/font][font=&quot] WINNIE: Me![/font][font=&quot]
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[/font][font=&quot] ______________________________________________[/font][font=&quot]
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[/font][font=&quot] TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?[/font][font=&quot]
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[/font][font=&quot] GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you [/font][font=&quot][/font][font=&quot]are.[/font][font=&quot]
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[/font][font=&quot] _____________________________________________[/font][font=&quot]
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[/font][font=&quot] TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."[/font][font=&quot]
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[/font][font=&quot] MILLIE: I is...[/font][font=&quot]
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[/font][font=&quot] TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."[/font][font=&quot]
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[/font][font=&quot] MILLIE: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the[/font][font=&quot] [/font][font=&quot]alphabet."[/font][font=&quot]
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[/font][font=&quot] _________________________________________________[/font][font=&quot]
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[/font][font=&quot] TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry[/font][font=&quot] [/font][font=&quot]tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish[/font][font=&quot] [/font][font=&quot]him?[/font][font=&quot]
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[/font][font=&quot] LOUIS: Because George still had the ax in his hand.[/font][font=&quot]
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[/font][font=&quot] __________________________________________________[/font][font=&quot]
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[/font][font=&quot] TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before[/font][font=&quot] [/font][font=&quot]eating?[/font][font=&quot]
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[/font][font=&quot] SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.[/font][font=&quot]
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[/font][font=&quot] __________________________________________________[/font][font=&quot]
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[/font][font=&quot] TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the[/font][font=&quot] [/font][font=&quot]same as your brother's. Did you copy his?[/font][font=&quot]
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[/font][font=&quot] CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog.[/font][font=&quot]
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[/font][font=&quot] __________________________________________________[/font][font=&quot]
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[/font][font=&quot] TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking[/font][font=&quot] [/font][font=&quot]when people are no longer interested?[/font][font=&quot]
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[/font][font=&quot] HAROLD: A teacher.

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Love this one!

[font=&quot] TEACHER: Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the[/font][font=&quot]same as your brother's. Did you copy his?[/font][font=&quot]
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[/font][font=&quot] CLYDE: No, teacher, it's the same dog.[/font][font=&quot]

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partial to this one myself....

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?[font=&quot]
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[/font][font=&quot]DONALD: H I J K L M N O.[/font][font=&quot]
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[/font][font=&quot]TEACHER: What are you talking about?[/font][font=&quot]
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[/font][font=&quot]DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.[/font][font=&quot]
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