we learned that quess what one in elementary. here it's
[/quote]guess what.
chicken but.
guess why.
cow pie.
guess where.
in your hair.[/quote]
then there was the "there's a dickfore in your hair."
I get the phone one all the time.
me: "hello?"
(short conversation)
caller: "so, where are you?"
me: "duh, this is my house phone..."
Recently, I've started doing this when answering the phone.
Me: "Hello."
caller: "What are you doing?"
me: "Answering the phone."
my mom did the food one to us all the time.
me: "what's for dinner?"
mom: "food"
me: "what kind of food?"
mom: "good food"
or, when people get in my cab, and there's a big (and I mean BIG) no smoking sign in front of them, they ask, "Can I smoke?"
And then some people "get smart" about it. when I say no, they say, "Well, can I smoke a dooby?"
"No smoking" in my cab means "No smoking" I don't care if it's a cigarette a blunt or if you're on fire... no smoking! But anyway, I think my passengers can't read. On the ceiling of my cab is written "No smoking. No exceptions" The sign in front of their face is the picture of a cigarette with the circle and slash through it. They can't read it, apparently.
I was at a friends house once, and her kid was being ornery about going to bed. Her mom asked, "do you want a spanking?" and the kid said yes.
