:snore:

*falls off chair in shock at the sudden, dramatic and disturbing change in AB's Avatar*

And Gonz? Canadians do good comedy. Know why? Because laughing at our politics and politicians is a national pass-time. Cretian wasn't the comedian, he was the source material, our muse, if you will :D
 
Camelyn said:
*falls off chair in shock at the sudden, dramatic and disturbing change in AB's Avatar*

And Gonz? Canadians do good comedy. Know why? Because laughing at our politics and politicians is a national pass-time. Cretian wasn't the comedian, he was the source material, our muse, if you will :D

Yeah ,but we like making fun of the U.S. too

On behalf of Canadians everywhere I'd like to offer an apology to the United States of America.
We haven't been getting along very well recently and for that, I am truly sorry.

I'm sorry we called George Bush a moron. He is a moron but, it wasn't nice of us to point it out. If it's any consolation, the fact that he's a moron shouldn't reflect poorly on the people of America. After all it's not like you actually elected him.

I'm sorry about our softwood lumber. Just because we have more trees than you doesn't give us the right to sell you lumber that's cheaper and better than your own.

I'm sorry we beat you in Olympic hockey. In our defense I guess our excuse would be that our team was much, much, much, much better than yours.

I'm sorry we burnt down your white house during the war of 1812. I notice you've rebuilt it! It's Very Nice.

I'm sorry about your beer. I know we had nothing to do with your beer but, we Feel your Pain.

I'm sorry about our waffling on Iraq. I mean, when you're going up against a crazed dictator, you wanna have your friends by your side. I realize it took more than two years before you guys pitched in against Hitler, but that was different. Everyone knew he had weapons.

And finally on behalf of all Canadians, I'm sorry that we're constantly apologizing for things in a passive-aggressive way which is really a thinly veiled criticism. I sincerely hope that you're not upset over this.
We've seen what you do to countries you get upset with.

Thank you.
Colin Mockerie
(RealPlayer clip)
 
Camelyn said:
*falls off chair in shock at the sudden, dramatic and disturbing change in AB's Avatar*

And Gonz? Canadians do good comedy. Know why? Because laughing at our politics and politicians is a national pass-time. Cretian wasn't the comedian, he was the source material, our muse, if you will :D



my dad and I used to love SCTV and he got me into Canadian Bacon and Strange Brew.
 
Gonz said:
politely ignores another attack on America
Wouldn't "politely ignoring" actually preclude pointing it out? :lol:

I could be wrong, I don't own an etiquette book, I just have to figure these things out on my own.
 
chcr said:
Wouldn't "politely ignoring" actually preclude pointing it out? :lol:

I could be wrong, I don't own an etiquette book, I just have to figure these things out on my own.

:D

It let's people know that it was not overlooked & got ignored for the sake of avoiding "THE PM"!!! :lol:
 
Gonz said:
:D

It let's people know that it was not overlooked & got ignored for the sake of avoiding "THE PM"!!! :lol:

Yeah, heaven forbid anyone should pull you up for ignoring the rules.
 
Gotnolegs said:
Yeah, heaven forbid anyone should pull you up for ignoring the rules.


Rules???? Where?


HEY SAM, you never told me there were rules. :confused:
 
maybe I should create a "How To Avoid THE PM™" sticky for easy reference. :alienhuh:
 
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