So, I have an exam tomorrow

[Jeslek]

Do you tell this stuff to girls?

Only when they all gather around the table and look at me with those cute blue and green eyes, begging me to help them with their homework. I do that, and afterwords I get a kiss (and more, but that is um, not your business ). Good deal huh?

 

[ipmoof]

I wouldn't trust a girl with blue and green eyes... that's a little *creepy*.

 

[whoreable]

I WOULDN'T TRUST A GIRL PERIOD

 

[whoreable]

I WOULDN'T TRUST A GUY EITHER

 

[Jeslek]

I wouldn't trust a girl with blue and green eyes... that's a little *creepy*.

Those refer to multiple girls... revolutionary I know, but I like being kissed all over by more than one girl.

And there is something to be said for a girl whose eye colors don't match. Hmm, never thought about that.

 

[ipmoof]

I WOULDN'T TRUST A GUY EITHER

I wouldn't trust you, you dodgy bastard.

 

[Jeslek]

whoreable... you don't need to trust me.

 

[ipmoof]

I wouldn't trust a girl with blue and green eyes... that's a little *creepy*.

Those refer to multiple girls... revolutionary I know, but I like being kissed all over by more than one girl.

And there is something to be said for a girl whose eye colors don't match. Hmm, never thought about that.

What about a girl with one big eye and one small eye? Kinda like an optical Jeremy Beadle thing?

 

[Jeslek]

Wait till you mix Taylor's theorem from Calculus with all this linear algebra. Oh damn ....

 

[Jeslek]

What about a girl with one big eye and one small eye? Kinda like an optical Jeremy Beadle thing?

Nah, I prefer the same size on both sides.

 

[ipmoof]

Front AND back?!

 

[Jeslek]

Front AND back?!

I don't think a lot of girls like that at the same time.

 

[Jeslek]

hey ipmoof, don't you help out all the girls with math homework? I love doing homework with other people, especially girls lol...

 

[Nixy]

I like boys to help with my homework

 

[Jeslek]

*grins* I don't know why, but you saying "boys" reminded me of something which happend a few days ago. My friend and I, to tease a girl we both know and kinda like, held hands and walked past the room she was in several times... Then we stopped in front of it, and made a bit of noise... and sure enough she was staring at us and shouted something in the order of, "BOYS!! What the hell do you think you're doing!!?"

 

[ipmoof]

hey ipmoof, don't you help out all the girls with math homework? I love doing homework with other people, especially girls lol...

Oh I stopped doing "homework" a long time ago mate, lol.

 

[ipmoof]

*grins* I don't know why, but you saying "boys" reminded me of something which happend a few days ago. My friend and I, to tease a girl we both know and kinda like, held hands and walked past the room she was in several times... Then we stopped in front of it, and made a bit of noise... and sure enough she was staring at us and shouted something in the order of, "BOYS!! What the hell do you think you're doing!!?"

 

[Jeslek]

I thought you are in college... OK, make that "assignments" then... We just call it homework. Whatever.

 

[Nixy]

we still have hw

it;s not assignments

 

[Jeslek]

WHY DO ALL YOUR GAGS INVOLVE GETTING INTIMATE WITH GUYS?!!!!

That isn't intimate buddy And, well, it wasn't my suggestion. Besides, it is fun.