"So mom, I don't mean to sound gay or anything ... "

[A.B.Normal]

If you're gonna do your own nipples, pm me your address and I'll send along a webcam so we can all root for you.

 

[BeardofPants]

Hmmm.... shagging whilst watching ash pierce her nipples honestly ain't high on my list of new things to try.

 

[PrincessLissa]

Me either.

 

[Mare]

well ... at least he's not asking to pierce down there.

and if he does ... please don't tell me.

OMG-I have seen one of those before-O U C H E E E E E I thought....

 

[Professur]

Don't you think listening to all the mothers' whining and moaning is punishment enough? And the projectile vomitting accross the windscreen?

OMIGAWD, I completely forgot about that line. Into the favorites list.

 

[HomeLAN]

I have a 12 YO nephew in Wisconsin who just went home from his annual visit down here. He'd tried to dye his hair orange and ended up with this mutant pumpkin color, with that wierd half short/half long cut. We spent the whole 10 days laughing at his ass. My personal favorite was when his father began referring to him as "Hey, Flock of Seagulls".

 

[Professur]

I'm assuming that his father lives in GA, and Mom in Wisconsin?

And please tell me you got a photo.

 

[HomeLAN]

No, they all live in WI, and they allowed him to do it. They just laughed at him after.

No pics.

 

[chcr]

I have a 12 YO nephew in Wisconsin who just went home from his annual visit down here. He'd tried to dye his hair orange and ended up with this mutant pumpkin color, with that wierd half short/half long cut. We spent the whole 10 days laughing at his ass. My personal favorite was when his father began referring to him as "Hey, Flock of Seagulls".

Good line, too bad he didn't get it.