So THIS is what they get up to in Canada!.....

Aunty Em

Aunty Em

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This probably explains Jeslek. He's been around too many lumberjacks... :rofl3:
Title: The Lumberjack Song
From: Monty Python's Flying Circus
Transcribed By: unknown


I never wanted to do this in the first place!
I... I wanted to be...

A LUMBERJACK!

(piano vamp)

Leaping from tree to tree! As they float down the mighty rivers of
British Columbia! With my best girl by my side!
The Larch!
The Pine!
The Giant Redwood tree!
The Sequoia!
The Little Whopping Rule Tree!
We'd sing! Sing! Sing!

Oh, I'm a lumberjack, and I'm okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day.

CHORUS: He's a lumberjack, and he's okay,
He sleeps all night and he works all day.

I cut down trees, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatree.
On Wednesdays I go shoppin'
And have buttered scones for tea.

Mounties:
He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch,
He goes to the lavatree.
On Wednesdays he goes shoppin'
And has buttered scones for tea.

CHORUS

I cut down trees, I skip and jump,
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing,
And hang around in bars.

Mounties:
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps,
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing
And hangs around.... In bars???????

CHORUS

I chop down trees, I wear high heels,
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie
Just like my dear papa.

Mounties:
He cuts down trees, he wears high heels
Suspenders and a .... a Bra????
(mounties break off song, and begin insulting lumberjack)

Girl: (crying) I thought you were so rugged
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*dances around singing "He's a lumberjack and he's ok. He sleeps all night and works all day"*
 
and the Maple Syrup....very important
and the igloos and the moose, and the créton

and the beaver....mmmm bea-ver... :p

"MrBishop eats some beaver" ;)
 
ooooooooooh Moose

I saw one of them up REALLY close over Christmas when I was in Newfoundland!! YAY!
 
*wonders where she HEARD that song before cause she knows the tune of the corus*
 
Nixy said:
*wonders where she HEARD that song before cause she knows the tune of the corus*
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Monty Python's Flying Circus! Micheal Palin, John Cleese....Where else?:D
 
:dance: I just found this one and listened to it this morning...inspired by this thread...Nixy and ABNormal, you'll know this one...

If you ask any girl
From the parish around
What pleases her most
From her head to her toes
She'll say I'm not sure
That it's business of yours
But I do like to waltz with my Logdriver

For he goes whirling down and down the white water
That's where the Logdriver learns to step lightly
Yes whirling down and down the white water
Logdriver's waltz pleases girls completely

When the drive's nearly over
I like to go down and watch all the men as they work on the river
They know that come evening they'll be in the town
And we all like to waltz with our Logdriver

To please both my parents
I had to give way, and dance with the doctors and merchants and lawyers
Their manners are fine
But their feet are aflame, and none can compare with my Logdriver

I've taken my chances with all sorts of men
But none can compare with my lad on the river
And when the drive's over
If he asks me again
I think I will marry my Logdriver
 
Conjunction-junction, what's your function?

I'm just a bill, just a lonely old bill, and I'm sittin' here on capital hill.

Nanananananananananananananana BATMAN!!!
 
dude, what canadian doesnt have that song memoried?! you just learn this now aunty lol

I pet a beaver this winter :headbang: .. the trainer lady wasnt amused when i asked her to shave it ....:confuse3:
 
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