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Welder put out of nut misery
Sun, Aug 31, 2008
The Star




JOHOR BARU, MALAYSIA - The welder who was hospitalised after he used a nut to elongate his penis was finally put out of his misery when doctors removed the offending spare part.

It is learnt that staff from the Hospital Sultanah Aminah drained out some of the blood and cut away some skin on the upper layer of his organ to remove the nut.

The 20-something welder was trying to increase the length of his penis ahead of his engagement next week by weighing himself down with the nut when the nut got stuck following an erection.

Director Dr Daud Abdul Rahim said doctors got the nut off at around 11pm on Friday.

?The patient is now recovering and we hope to discharge him today,? he said.

Dr Daud declined to say whether the patient would suffer any long-term injuries.

The welder, who works in Singapore, but is from Taman Sri Skudai, sought treatment at the hospital on Thursday afternoon after he was unable to get the nut off himself.

Both hospital authorities and the state Fire and Rescue Department were involved in attempts to remove the nut.

This is the second case in the past week involving objects stuck on penises.

On Aug 25, firemen were summoned to the Universiti Malaya Medical Centre in Kuala Lumpur to cut a steel ring from a patient?s penis after numerous attempts by doctors failed to dislodge it.

It is believed the patient, in his 20s, had slipped the ring onto his penis to increase his sexual prowess.
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Well, I can only assume that if he was doing this prior to his engagement then it means the one he is to become engaged to has not yet seen his penis. I am going to take a leap of faith here and assume if she hasn't seen his then she hasn't seen any. I am confused why he felt the need to try to lengthen it at all, not like she'd have much to compare to.

I can't even begin to ponder why, after he seemingly unnecessarily decided to try to lengthen his penis, he chose to use a nut.
 
Perhaps if men were to focus on technique they would be less concerned with length and girth. Just saying.
 
MrBishop said:
A seafaring man can still get ashore in a dingy as well as he could in a battleship?
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In a manner of speaking. I will readily admit that it's hard to churn butter with a toothpick but odds are it wasn't that small to begin with....he was just that stupid.
 
tonksy said:
In a manner of speaking. I will readily admit that it's hard to churn butter with a toothpick but odds are it wasn't that small to begin with....he was just that stupid.
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Depends on the size of the nut too. He was a wingnut to try it, in either case ;)
 
Speaking of welding- my new avatar is Clanky, the giant robot dog. Actually, it is a scrap-metal sculpture with a practical purpose: see the two mailboxes sticking out of the side? We surveyed the sculptors land for a proposed new reservoir. He had scrap metal statues all over his property, in the oddest places. Real cool guy. Craziest wind chimes I've ever seen- several empty oxygen and acetylene tanks (he's a welder, so had plenty to spare) suspended by chains from a 12 ft.-tall metal post. He said it was more of a tornado warning than wind chime!
 
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