Some Americans are just stupid.

[Luis G]

*googled*

i was wrong

 

[whoreable]

maericen stupid! me not stpooid me lkey emerica no stuped
is hurd bye yu

wat es canada

 

[ris]

ceh? neh? deh?

 

[whoreable]

i am glowbelly awear

 

[MitchSchaft]

I guess Nixy hates me 'cause I don't know a damn thing about Canada. Which is fine 'cause Canada sucks. 'Blame Canada!'

 

[Jeslek]

I guess Nixy hates me 'cause I don't know a damn thing about Canada. Which is fine 'cause Canada sucks. 'Blame Canada!'

Pssst, they're gonna invade the US with their err, um, somehting. Timbit attack!!!!!!

 

[PT]

I guess Nixy hates me 'cause I don't know a damn thing about Canada. Which is fine 'cause Canada sucks. 'Blame Canada!'

Pssst, they're gonna invade the US with their err, um, somehting. Timbit attack!!!!!!

Yeah they'll come crossing the border carrying their cases of Molson and fishing poles. I'm pretty sure the Minnesota National Guard will be able to hold them off.

 

[MitchSchaft]

What's a Timbit?

 

[Leslie]

the bestest donut holes anywhere

 

[Jeslek]

What's a Timbit?

Its the dough from the donut hole Small spheres about 1" in diameter.

 

[Jeslek]

the bestest donut holes anywhere

Yes thats the best part of Tim Hortons

 

[Luis G]

prime minister Tim Horton?

j/k

 

[MitchSchaft]

Oh. We call timbits donut holes. lol

 

[Aunty Em]

Canada? Isn't that one of our colonies?

 

[Jeslek]

Canada? Isn't that one of our colonies?

Yes, we still have your Queen too

 

[Aunty Em]

Yes, we still have your Queen too

Send in the SAS - we want our Queen back!

Actually I thought you were a Republic and a member of the Commonwealth of Nations.

 

[Jeslek]

Nah, Canada's head of government is Jean Chretien, and our head of state is the Queen of England.

Her Excellency the Right Honorable Adrienne Clarkson is the representative of the Queen.

If you listened to her Speech from the Throne a few days ago you'll realize that she is an idiot and that Alberta's premier is probably going to give her the middle finger because she so blatantly ignored Canada's "constitution".

 

[Leslie]

She's here doing her must-be-painfully-boring duties now

She's to drop the puck at a hockey game, that should be a laugh

 

[Leslie]

He's a good judge of character, that one, through his drunken haze