Some incredibly bad jokes :tomato:
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Justintime
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humans, but i adhere to a women only diet 
HubbaHubba
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You can pick your nose,
You can pick your friends
But you cant pick your friends nose
You can pick your friends
But you cant pick your friends nose
Sharky
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A young man was delighted to finally be asked home to meet the parents.
He was quite nervous about the meeting, though, and by the time he arrived punctually at the doorstep he was in a state of gastric distress.
The problem developed into one of acute flatulence and halfway through canapés the young man realized that he couldn't hold it in one second longer without exploding.
A tiny fart escaped.
'Spot,' called out the young woman's mother to the family dog lying at the young man's feet.
Relieved at the dog getting the blame, the young man let another slightly larger one go.
'Spot,' she cried out sharply.
I've got it made, thought the fellow to himself. One more and I'll be fine. So he let loose a really big one.
'Spot,' shrieked the mother, 'get over here before he shits on you.'
He was quite nervous about the meeting, though, and by the time he arrived punctually at the doorstep he was in a state of gastric distress.
The problem developed into one of acute flatulence and halfway through canapés the young man realized that he couldn't hold it in one second longer without exploding.
A tiny fart escaped.
'Spot,' called out the young woman's mother to the family dog lying at the young man's feet.
Relieved at the dog getting the blame, the young man let another slightly larger one go.
'Spot,' she cried out sharply.
I've got it made, thought the fellow to himself. One more and I'll be fine. So he let loose a really big one.
'Spot,' shrieked the mother, 'get over here before he shits on you.'
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
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What goes "Clackity clack. Clackity clack. *Bang bang bang.* Clackity clack."?
An Amish drive-by.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?
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What goes "Clackity clack. Clackity clack. *Bang bang bang.* Clackity clack."?
An Amish drive-by.
A.B.Normal
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Amanda said:
A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on
the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it
starts."
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished
it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it
was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
That's it!" She blows her top, "You Bastard! You waltz in here, flop
your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to
run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean
and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed. " Aw fuck, it's started."
the TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it
starts."
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished
it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start."
This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer. When it
was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
That's it!" She blows her top, "You Bastard! You waltz in here, flop
your fat ass down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to
run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean
and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed. " Aw fuck, it's started."
HubbaHubba
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