Quick, somebody get Pelosi on the phone. This poor man needs a free lawyer, and medical care, and psychiatric treatment, and heaven above knows what else. We can't let him suffer! Not when he was this close to turning his life around. The only thing holding him back was the oppressive immigration system and the fact that nobody would hire him which quashed his human right to persue happiness any way he saw fit regardless of law or other minor obstacle. It's a travesty I tell you, a travesty! Joan Baez needs to make an appearance, and Sean Penn, and Hanoi Jane too. We must save this man from the brutality of our legal system before it's eternally too late. Remember folks, the life you save may be that of a raping killing illegal immigrant!
*cue barf reflex*