SPERM. SPERM. Everywhere

[Gonz]

A dead sperm whale being transported through Tainan City on its way to a research station suddenly exploded yesterday, splattering cars and shops with blood and guts.

Taiwan News

 

[Professur]

This was all over the shoutbox this afternoon. Along with a discussion about how a blue whale blows 400 gallons of cum, but only manages to get 40 gallons in.

 

[Gonz]

Well damn, I just can't win tonight can I?

 

[Leslie]

it was thread worthy...i was just too lazy to click that whole 2 extra buttons

 

[Nixy]

A blue whale's penis is 6 feet long

 

[IDLEchild]

A blue whale's penis is 6 feet long

Pffttt..Tiny....he must feel ashamed of such pitiful lengths....*puts Johnson on table*...heavy little bugger ain't he.

 

[freako104]

whats he weigh? hes so small

 

[Leslie]

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/040129/photos_od/mdf459693 a picture for those with solid tummies.

 

[Shadowfax]

@ pic

 

[Professur]

I told him not to park there, but would he listen?

 

[Leslie]

even without the exploding bit for just a moment...I'm imagining strolling leisurely downtown doing my shopping and suddenly seeing a whale going up the road on the back of a semi

 

[Gonz]

Of course, we haul EVERYTHING.

 

[AlphaTroll]

Relationally speaking (size of scrotum vs total body size) rats have the biggest balls of all animals.

 

[Mare]

SPERM. SPERM. Everywhere
WHERE,WHERE

 

[freako104]

oh sorry Mare but you know I get excited for ye