Jeslek
Banned
i'm so high tonight, don't mind my spelling, i'm feeling discintly out of touch with reality
'
Here are some comments made by sports commentators that I'm sure they
> > would like to take back:
> >
> > 1. Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event:
> > "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning
> > during her warm up and it was amazing."
> >
> > 2. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator:
> > "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience
since
> > I once mounted her mother."
> >
> > 3. Grand Prix Race Announcer:
> > "The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind
> > it which is exactly identical to the one in front of the similar one
> > in back."
> >
> > 4. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer:
> > "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
> >
> > 5. Ringside Boxing Analyst:
> > "Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in boxing - but
> > none of them really that serious."
> >
> > 6. Baseball announcer:
> > "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same
> > thing again."
> >
> > 7. Basketball analyst:
> > "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you
> > can
>see
> > it all over their faces."
> >
> > 8. At a trophy ceremony BBC TV Boat Race 1988:
> > "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is hugging
> > the cox of the Oxford crew."
> >
> > 9. Metro Radio, College Football:
> > "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on
> > the field."
> >
> > 10. US Open TV Commentator:
> > "One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing so well is that, before
> > each final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh
> > my God,
>what
> > have I just said?"
'
Here are some comments made by sports commentators that I'm sure they
> > would like to take back:
> >
> > 1. Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event:
> > "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning
> > during her warm up and it was amazing."
> >
> > 2. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator:
> > "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience
since
> > I once mounted her mother."
> >
> > 3. Grand Prix Race Announcer:
> > "The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind
> > it which is exactly identical to the one in front of the similar one
> > in back."
> >
> > 4. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer:
> > "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."
> >
> > 5. Ringside Boxing Analyst:
> > "Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in boxing - but
> > none of them really that serious."
> >
> > 6. Baseball announcer:
> > "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same
> > thing again."
> >
> > 7. Basketball analyst:
> > "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you
> > can
>see
> > it all over their faces."
> >
> > 8. At a trophy ceremony BBC TV Boat Race 1988:
> > "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is hugging
> > the cox of the Oxford crew."
> >
> > 9. Metro Radio, College Football:
> > "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on
> > the field."
> >
> > 10. US Open TV Commentator:
> > "One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing so well is that, before
> > each final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh
> > my God,
>what
> > have I just said?"
