Star Wars Humour

MrBishop

MrBishop

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Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinese restaurant having a meal.
Skillfully using his chopsticks, Obi-Wan deftly dishes himself a
large portion of noodles into his bowl, then tops it off with some
chicken and cashew nuts. All this is done with consummate ease
you'd expect from a Jedi Master.

Poor old Luke is having a nightmare, using his chopsticks in both hands,
dropping his food all over the table and eventually himself.






Obi-Wan looks at Luke disapprovingly and says, "Use the FORKS, Luke."
 
Professur said:
*shrugs**leaves*
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Ya know...one of these days, I'm going t' pull a Clockwork Orange special on you and force you to watch the whole damn series...including the Ewok special TV series (which mercifully died rather quickly).
 
Your call. Just warn the she who must be obeyed that she'll need batteries for her plastic friend until the stitches come out.
 
MrBishop said:
Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinese restaurant having a meal.
Skillfully using his chopsticks, Obi-Wan deftly dishes himself a
large portion of noodles into his bowl, then tops it off with some
chicken and cashew nuts. All this is done with consummate ease
you'd expect from a Jedi Master.

Poor old Luke is having a nightmare, using his chopsticks in both hands,
dropping his food all over the table and eventually himself.






Obi-Wan looks at Luke disapprovingly and says, "Use the FORKS, Luke."
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:lol: reminds me of the Simpsons


use the forks homer.
the Force?
the forks. use the forks
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MrBishop said:
Ya know...one of these days, I'm going t' pull a Clockwork Orange special on you and force you to watch the whole damn series...including the Ewok special TV series (which mercifully died rather quickly).
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can I watch it too? and the Clockwork Orange too? though I prefer the book
 
Who else, besides me, thought for a split second that the title of this thread was "Star Wars Hummer"?
 
MrBishop said:
Luke and Obi-Wan are in a Chinese restaurant having a meal.
Skillfully using his chopsticks, Obi-Wan deftly dishes himself a
large portion of noodles into his bowl, then tops it off with some
chicken and cashew nuts. All this is done with consummate ease
you'd expect from a Jedi Master.

Poor old Luke is having a nightmare, using his chopsticks in both hands,
dropping his food all over the table and eventually himself.






Obi-Wan looks at Luke disapprovingly and says, "Use the FORKS, Luke."
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:tomato:
 
How do we know Obi-Wans birthday?

He quotes it everywhere he goes: May The Fourth be with you
 
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