Suppose you get reincarnated as a shapeshifter after death.

[fury]

What do you plan on taking as your normal form?

I'd probably stick with being a cat, like in the animal thread. But I'd probably want to be a tripod (with hard metal-like legs with a sharp edge) just as much as I'm a cat. They can sleep standing up, and run REALLY fast.

 

[Gonz]

a dildo.

 

[Jeslek]

a dildo.

Those can be misused you know... Personally, I don't know... eagle, or apache helecopter... or an F-117.

 

[Gonz]

]Those can be misused you know...

As a dildo I wouldn't care as long as I was being used.

 

[fury]

Oh come on, with 3 sharp metal legs, you can do anything you want! Bust holes through any kind of wall, climb up a building, hold a hot chick hostage and threaten to kill her if she doesn't flash you her mongos, the list goes on.

 

[Gonz]

no sharp points & plenty of duracells, I wouldn't have to threaten

 

[Gato_Solo]

no sharp points & plenty of duracells, I wouldn't have to threaten

Until somebody slathers you with 'Anal-Ez'...

 

[unclehobart]

no sharp points & plenty of duracells, I wouldn't have to threaten

Until somebody slathers you with 'Anal-Ez'...

This is different from any other day... how?

 

[Gonz]

Gato, as long as it's a hole & I'm a piece of flesh pleasuring plastic, who cares

unc

 

[Gato_Solo]

Geez, Gonz...Does that mean you want to be a sh*t-head?

 

[Gonz]

you mean I'm not?

nalani, you lied to me

 

[whoreable]

 

[Leslie]

I think you're right, fury, I'd like to be a cat too

 

[Luis G]

i'd like to be.........a beer