Tastless humor

[Digital]

What do you guys think?

 

[Oz]

I wouldn't let the guy on the left of the piccies date my daughter......he don't look very trustworthy

 

[ResearchMonkey]

I am quite flattered. You have most my whole family in there.

 

[HomeLAN]

I think I've seen it before!

 

[Gonz]

Can everybody play?

 

[RealEyes]

That's great, but Kerry doesn't have a Goatee. What does that have to do with the fact that George Bush looks like a Monkey?
Are you sure that's Kerry? I mean, that hands looks pretty feminine, even for someone with facial hair.

 

[Sharky]

I like this one.

 

[Digital]

Can everybody play?

Sure everyone can play! Maybe I can find Cheney look like a pig. What do ya think?
For now, I have this:
Dick's Breakfast
1. Oberto brand Cocktail Peps (number one ingredient: pig hearts)

2. Popcorn flavored Jelly Bellys. Dick likes to wash it all down with leftover cooking fat.

3. Lemon custard, cinnamon toast, one 12 oz. glass of whole milk, cheese and bacon omelet, "home style" potatoes (read 'taters fried in cast iron skillet with butter, butter and more butter, oh and NO chopped onions, they give him heartburn) washed down with 2 bloody marys with extra salt and hold the tomato juice, tabasco, pepper and any veggie garnishments.

His Brunch
4. Everyone in Dallas (Big D) knows the man can't get enough of those 7-11 microwave truckstoppers.
5. A side of pork and a quart of shellac.
6. Babies
7. Lysine and other fine ADM products
8. Pork rinds and foie gras
9. Melted Velveeta on everything
10. Caribou meat from "pristine" Prudhoe Bay.
Lunch
11. Monté Cristo, Club sandwich, scotch on the rocks and lots of club soda.
12. Hates eating on the "run", so has a lingering meal at a posh restaurant, pasta alfredo, filet mignon, or prime rib with soup (never salad), potatoes (never rice) and extra sauce on the side in a gravy boat.
13. A small child
14. House wine, cola, or Bourbon depending on his lunch guests.
Afternoon Snack
15. Tea: Brandy and "pastries" (read freshly baked chunky chocolate chip cookies, donuts and his secret favorite: Marshmallow Pies) and more brandy.
Dinner
16. Always has a slab of red meat (cut varies), cream and butter mashed 'tatters, bucket of a' jus, or sauce, fried zucchini (his one vegetable tolerance), cheese and bread course, and an elaborate desert.
17. 3 different wines and/or champagne, 2 cups of coffee with cream and sugar, cigars and brandy.
18. More "pastries" and brandy
One A.M. Snack
19. Little Debbie's snacks, scotch
20. Maybe a sandwich of leftover red meat, thick mayo and the first cheese he sees with two more scotches to wash it all down.