Teen Anxious For Cigarette Addiction To Kick In

[Bubba]

EVANSVILLE, IN—Ashleigh Davis, 14, who started smoking three weeks ago, "can't wait" for her cigarette addiction to kick in. "Right now, I'm smoking, like, four or five cigarettes a day, but I definitely don't feel like I'm hooked yet," Davis said Tuesday. "That's gonna be so cool when the nicotine kicks in, and I have to, like, sneak out of restaurants and stuff for a fix."

Link: http://www.theonion.com/index.shtml

Wait until she needs to buy a carton of 'em for fifty bucks.

 

[Shadowfax]

reliable sources kick ass

at least i know i don't even have to bother clicking that link

 

[unclehobart]

The Onion rocks!

 

[HeXp£Øi±]

I bet that's a real headline somewhere in America.

 

[Bubba]

that's why i posted it under entertainment

 

[Aunty Em]

Wonder what she'll do if she ever develops a real addiction?