Terabyte disk drives

[Professur]

website???

 

[Luis G]

is that the 42 movie?

 

[Professur]

No, just a 42 movie. They come in a six-pack.

 

[PT]

website???

Ah fuck, now I suppose I have to dig through my history and find it, huh?

 

[PT]

http://hitchhikers.movies.go.com/

 

[Professur]

Now that wasn't so hard, was it?




No.1 on the list of thing you don't want to hear from the missus

 

[PT]

http://planetmagrathea.com/shortreview.html

Here's a pretty lengthy review, and it doesn't sound good. I'll still shell out the money to see it at this point. I may not buy the DVD, but if nothing else I will prove to the wife what a hopeless geek I really am.

 

[Professur]

Right, Ford's now black, Trillian's not a blond anymore, and Zaphod only has one head. And they've added some missionary asshole. Just as I thought: clusterfucked and fubared. Not going.

 

[chcr]

Right, Ford's now black, Trillian's not a blond anymore, and Zaphod only has one head. And they've added some missionary asshole. Just as I thought: clusterfucked and fubared. Not going.

I think Zaphod still has two heads.

 

[Professur]

I think Zaphod still has two heads.

Nope.

 

[Professur]

Humma is prepared to give this infocube to Zaphod on two conditions: he wants Zaphod to bring him back a special gun from Magrathea and he wants a hostage to ensure that Zaphod returns. In an early draft this was to be Trillian, but now he takes Zaphod's second head (we see a silhouette of Zaphod strapped down and Humma advancing with a circular saw, and Zaphod wears a neck bandage afterwards).

The head is left attached to a dancing hula doll - I have no idea what the hell that is all about - and we never ever find out what happened to the occasionally glimpsed third arm which is presumably removed at the same time because Zaphod later says of the Heart of Gold that he needs his third arm to operate it. We'll come to the subject of Zaphod's heads in a moment.

WTF

 

[Professur]

Finished page two of the long review. I don't wanna go any further. Enough already.

 

[Professur]

Read the second half. It actually gets worse. File this one under "What the hell were they thinking". Then refile it, under "Obviously, they weren't thinking at all".

This is gonna kill the future of the Hitchhiker's Guide. They'll never sell another copy if people think this crap is what's in it.

 

[chcr]

Nope.

I hear it pops out once or twice. Find out in two weeks, I guess.

Edit: Oops, guess I should have read on.