TGIF

[kat2220]

A man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside
who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."
She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.
He again answered, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile,
and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."
The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. "'T-G-I-F' means
Thank Goodness It's Friday.
Get it, duuhhh?"

The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday'"

 

[Professur]

Bish and I had a boss who favoured acronyms. It was often a puzzle trying to figure out what he meant. RFN is still my personal favorite.

 

[Gato_Solo]

Bish and I had a boss who favoured acronyms. It was often a puzzle trying to figure out what he meant. RFN is still my personal favorite.

Real Freaking Nice?

I have some for you...you can look them up, as I'm sure they're around the web somewhere, if not known already...

HMFIC
SNAFU
USAFE
HYT
CA/CRL
ADPE
FPCON
PACAF
HAZCOM
JSLIST

 

[Professur]

Right Fucking Now, actually.

Been using Snafu and Fubar for years.

 

[Gato_Solo]

Right Fucking Now, actually.

Been using Snafu and Fubar for years.

I'll have to use that one in a convo here. We really need some new acronyms.

SNAFU and FUBAR are easy...That's why they're there. How about the rest?

 

[Professur]

Later, when I'm not dealing with MS update snafus. POS won't let me into my shipping software now.

 

[Gato_Solo]

Later, when I'm not dealing with MS update snafus. POS won't let me into my shipping software now.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Professur again.