The 10,000 Post Thread!

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"A Mexican newspaper reports that bored Royal Air Force pilots stationed on the Falkland Islands have devised what they consider a marvelous new game. Noting that the local penguins are fascinated by airplanes, the pilots search out a beach where the birds are gathered and fly slowly along it at the water's edge. Perhaps ten thousand penguins turn their heads in unison watching the planes go by, and when the pilots turn around and fly back, the birds turn their heads in the opposite direction, like spectators at a slow-motion tennis match. Then, the paper reports, "The pilots fly out to sea and directly to the penguin colony and overfly it. Heads go up, up, up, and ten thousand penguins fall over gently onto their backs."

Audobon Society Magazine
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:rofl2: that's hilarious!
 
PuterTutor said:
Please don't throw your toothpicks in the toilet. The crabs have learned to pole vault.

What do you think of that one, it's anonymous.
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uuuh, I think... eh? :confuse3:

:lol:
 
Shit, LL, when did you do all that posting, I thought I was being a good little post ho.
 
One for Na.

"Even though Mac Users may be only 10% of the market, always remember that we are the TOP 10%"

Douglas Adams
 
You know you're an email-junkie when...

You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.
You start using smileys in your snail mail.
You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.
 
1st Law of the Internet states that the answer is on the Internet. Therefore the quest is no longer "Where to find the answer" but "How to word the question".
 
"It has been said that if you place an infinite amount of monkies by one typewriter each, one of them will eventually write a literary masterpiece. The Internet has proven that this is not the case."
 
Sending a good link to a nice juicy shocker of a website is the net equivalent of bumping into a celebrity or bedding someone desirable. You get massive kudos from your peers. People are impressed. They're suddenöt interested in you. They imagine you're some kind of wild Internet frontiersman / treasure hunter for whom the Web is like some small, easily explored patio. You're on a one-man USS Enterrprise out on a mission to discover strange new pictures of really fat people and to send them back to entertain us, mere mortals.
 
PurpleBlood> Dont take offense by this, but how old are you? You must be a major geek to sit around in this channel on your computer all day, and on your ASS!

SEGA> im a bot you fucking idiot.

#mp3 on Dalnet
 
The day Microsoft makes a product that doesn't suck is the day they start making vacuum cleaners.
 
Walking on water and developing software from a specification are easy if both are frozen.

Edward V. Berard
 
Pizza is a lot like sex. When it's good, it's really good. When it's bad, it's still pretty good.
 
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