Don't be scared, whoreable, we will show you the way. First, read the first 3,028 posts in this thread, then submit a summary, then, and only then, can we tell you the true purpose of this thread.
The SAD thing is I REALLY do know EXACTLY what she's talking about and I even know WHY the onion is where it is and I have never directly talked to either of the people invloved with the onion outside of this board...