the 3000th thread! All hail the three thousandth thread!

[PT]

Thee standeth ayre high above the mists of the midwinter moon, angelic in rainment, delicate as a jasmine vine tracing the border of circulae balcony stair. Each whispher, heavy as returning honeyed bees, find their way to mine lips, doth leaveth mineself as awakend as a new born deer... struggling for first steps... enstreched to attain the glory of the glint and gleam of thine angelic facade' ... falling short, unable to obtain rapture.

I'm strangely aroused.

Yeah, me too, I wish I could speak like that. I always get stuck somewhere in the middle mumbling hereto

 

[Scanty]

Call me but love, and I'll be new baptized.
henceforth I never will be Romeo.

I like that one. And the entire dialog between Romeo and Mercutio at the beginning. Especially...

If love be rough with you, be rough with love.
Prick love for pricking, and you beat love down.



btw, I'm getting all this out of a book...

 

[unclehobart]

I made all of mine up Johnny on the spot.

 

[Scanty]

My name's Michele.

 

[unclehobart]

Theres a good Beatles song by that name.

 

[PT]

Theres a pretty good Guns n Roses song called My Michele

 

[sbcanada]

 

[Scanty]

 

[unclehobart]

*viking armada at the luncheonette* <chanting> spam spam spam spam spam

 

[Error]

I just went and brought back THE oldest thread in this forum!

 

[Luis G]

There are older threads, this one just happened to have the oldest reply

 

[Error]

omg. that's what I meant then I guess. no WAY am i goin through all of these lookin for the oldest thread!

 

[Altron]

I just went and brought back THE oldest thread in this forum!

Alright, dummy, how could you think it's the oldest thread if it clearly states in the title that there are 2,999 threads older than it? Lay off the reefer, dude

 

[Error]

lmao... well hey it coulda meant that there are 2,999 other threads... IN OTHER FORUMS! The KK couldn't have been too popular for the first 2,999 threads

Who knows... it might notta even existed! Or SOMETHING

 

[unclehobart]

I'm a little torn that my poetry hath been tossed upon ye rubbish heap. I presently swoon.

 

[Altron]

lmao... well hey it coulda meant that there are 2,999 other threads... IN OTHER FORUMS! The KK couldn't have been too popular for the first 2,999 threads

Who knows... it might notta even existed! Or SOMETHING

If you want to read some funny old spam, look up the 10,000 post thread.

 

[Inkara1]

This thread didn't start out in the KK. When the KK was created, a bunch of threads like this one got moved here.

 

[unclehobart]

..and thats a bleedin' shame because this thread is a NATIONAL TRESAURE!

 

[Error]

i dug up a NATIONAL TREASURE



(it should count for brownie points, huh!!!!!! most beautiful admins of beautiful greatness?)

 

[Error]

So I woke up this morning with a chunk of a tooth in my mouth. wtf? I brush mah teeth... it was a piece of a wisdom tooth... waddafux? Maybe I grind my teeth at night and it just... popped.