The Corrupted Wish Game

Granted. He disappears in a poof, and reappears in your living room.

I wish people would quit bringing Halloween candy in to the office...he says, as he intakes another Milk Dud...
 
SouthernN'Proud said:
Granted. He disappears in a poof, and reappears in your living room.

I wish people would quit bringing Halloween candy in to the office...he says, as he intakes another Milk Dud...
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Granted... they're bringing chocolate Easter eggs instead... they get earlier every year... :grinyes:

I wish my leg would stop hurting. :crap:
 
Gato_Solo said:
Granted. You now have migraines. I wish my evening workouts would build muscle a bit faster...
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You're too late, my migraines stopped when I hit 40... :finger:

Granted, but now you're so muscle bound you can't move and you split every shirt you put on.

I wish I had a lovely big bar of Green & Black 72% Bittersweet Dark Chocolate... :licklips:
 
Aunty Em said:
You're too late, my migraines stopped when I hit 40... :finger:

Granted, but now you're so muscle bound you can't move and you split every shirt you put on.

I wish I had a lovely big bar of Green & Black 72% Bittersweet Dark Chocolate... :licklips:
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Granted. It's 40 years old, and was under a sofa in a house full of shedding cats.

I wish I would had some deer jerky...
 
Granted, you think your eatin deer jerky, when really your eatin alligator jerky.

I wish I was doing something besides sitting onthe puter right now.
 
Mare said:
Granted, you think your eatin deer jerky, when really your eatin alligator jerky.

I wish I was doing something besides sitting onthe puter right now.
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Granted. Don't forget to wipe when you're done. :devious:

I wish the dining hall would open at the regular time for Sunday breakfast...
 
Gato_Solo said:
Granted. Don't forget to wipe when you're done. :devious:

I wish the dining hall would open at the regular time for Sunday breakfast...
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Granted, but instead of breakfast they have Sat. night leftovers
I wish I were staying at home to take care of my child (who's fever is 102) rather than going to work.
 
simplyred said:
Granted, but instead of breakfast they have Sat. night leftovers
I wish I were staying at home to take care of my child (who's fever is 102) rather than going to work.
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Granted. You are now unemployed, and you've caught your childs illness...


I wish people wouldn't include their children in their corruptible wishes...
 
Gato_Solo said:
Granted. You are now unemployed, and you've caught your childs illness...


I wish people wouldn't include their children in their corruptible wishes...
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Sorry dude

In going with the spirit of the game....Granted, instead we all talk about our pet pine cones :lol:

I wish I could remember which canister the decaf is in and which canister holds the good wake up juice
 
simplyred said:
Sorry dude

In going with the spirit of the game....Granted, instead we all talk about our pet pine cones :lol:

I wish I could remember which canister the decaf is in and which canister holds the good wake up juice
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Granted. Now if you could remember where you put everything else...:lol: :bolt:

I wish I could retire when I got back home...
 
Granted, but your fridge door is stuck shut so you can not get to it

I wish I had something to do tonight

P.S. Why do you have non-edible chocolate pudding?
 
Granted. You're cleaning my house tonight.

(PS) To take away one way to corrupt the wish...


I wish I had Mountain Dew on tap in my play room.
 
Granted. The tap is stuck open, and the resulting flooding ruins your flooring, and causes a huge insect infestation.

I wish we had a decent coffee-maker here at work. :mope:
 
Granted, you are now stuck with the old pot & kettle because it qualifies as 'decent'.

I wish my brother would leave for the Air Force now instead of late January.
 
Stop Laughing said:
Granted, you are now stuck with the old pot & kettle because it qualifies as 'decent'.

I wish my brother would leave for the Air Force now instead of late January.
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Granted. He ends up working for me, and I see to it that he gets 30 days advanced leave to catch up with family...namely you. :D

I wish it the temperature would stop dropping at night...
 
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