The Geography of a Woman - :)

MrBishop

MrBishop

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THE GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN

Between 18 and 20, a woman is like Africa. Half
discovered, half-wild, naturally beautiful with
fertile deltas.

Between 21 and 30, a woman is like America. Well
developed and open to trade, especially for someone
with cash.

Between 31 and 35, she is like India. Very hot,
relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France. Gently
aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50, she is like Yugoslavia. Lost the
war, haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction
is now necessary.

Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, Very wide and
borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps
people away.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia. A
glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.

After 70, they become like Afghanistan. Most everyone
knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
Between 15 and 70, a man is like Iraq. Ruled by a dick.
 
Nice. Call the women whores, ugly, dysfunctional, hopeless, threatening, and uninviting.

The men get off with mainly the truth.

Fair trade no!
 
MrBishop said:
Between 41 and 50, she is like Yugoslavia. Lost the
war, haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction
is now necessary.
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it forgot to mention that just like Yugoslavia......they are now easier to get into :D

*runs*
 
Oz said:
it forgot to mention that just like Yugoslavia......they are now easier to get into :D

*runs*
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as someone who just turned 41 this year, I have this to say to you Oz:

:bs:



;) If we're easier to get into, it's only because so few want to the least we can do is make it easy for 'em... :mope:
 
Ms Ann Thrope said:
as someone who just turned 41 this year, I have this to say to you Oz:

:bs:
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Yeesh........me last girl was a year older than yer hun.....so I bed to differ :winkkiss:



;) If we're easier to get into, it's only because so few want to the least we can do is make it easy for 'em... :mope:
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Oh no.......I didn't mean it that way......I meant that it isn't so unusual for a 40-50 yr old to start a brand new relationship at that time o' life......whereas years ago a woman would have remained married or given the horrible title of "spinster" at that age.

I certainly didn't mean that a woman of that age is more likely to leap backwards on the bed, her legs akimbo, than any other age group.....the challenge is still there in that respect :D
 
Oz said:
Oh no.......I didn't mean it that way......I meant that it isn't so unusual for a 40-50 yr old to start a brand new relationship at that time o' life......whereas years ago a woman would have remained married or given the horrible title of "spinster" at that age.

I certainly didn't mean that a woman of that age is more likely to leap backwards on the bed, her legs akimbo, than any other age group.....the challenge is still there in that respect :D
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why do I suddenly feel like Maggie Smith in the Prime of Miss Jean Brodie.... :retard:
 
Oz said:
Yeesh........me last girl was a year older than yer hun.....so I bed to differ :winkkiss:
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So she was 12 years older than you? Wow, that's quite an age difference.

Sadly, in some parts of America she was old enough to be your mother.
 
Inkara1 said:
So she was 12 years older than you? Wow, that's quite an age difference.

Sadly, in some parts of America she was old enough to be your mother.
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I'm glad she was a Scot then :D
 
AlphaTroll said:
Isn't Scot usually a man's name? :hmm: ;)
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Y'know I thought summit was up when she kept standing up to take a piss :alienhuh:

Jokin'....I know yer read this.....be gentle with me ;)
 
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