The Good Housekeeping Way vs. The Real Women's Way The Good Housekeeping Way #1
Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a
sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.
The Real Women's Way
Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone,
for God's sake. You are probably lying on the couch
with your feet up eating it anyway.
The Good Housekeeping Way #2
When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking tin,
use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't
be any white mess on the outside of the cake.
The Real Women's Way
The Cheese Cake Shop sells cakes. They even do
decorated versions.
The Good Housekeeping Way #3
If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still
cooking, drop in a potato slice.
The Real Women's Way
If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's
tough shit. Please recite with me the Real Women's
motto: "I made it and you will eat it and I don't care
how bad it tastes."
The Good Housekeeping Way #4
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and
rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
The Real Women's Way
Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and
drop it in 2 ounces of tequila. Drink the Tequila. You
might still have the headache, but at least you will
be too drunk to give a shit.
The Good Housekeeping Way #5
If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex
dishwashing gloves. They give a non-slip grip that
makes opening jars easy.
The Real Women's Way
Go ask mister tight-ass, cute-legs, single neighbor to
do it for you.
The Good Housekeeping Way #6
Freeze leftover wine into ice cubes for future use in
casseroles and sauces.
The Real Women's Way
Leftover wine????? What leftover wine???????
