MrBishop
Well-Known Member
[font="]-The Secret To A Happy Marriage [/font]
[font="] So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right [/font][font="]back."[/font]
[font="] Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.[/font]
[font="] "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to have a[/font][font="] beer."[/font]
[font="] The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened [/font][font="]the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.[/font]
[font="]The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing [/font][font="]that he could think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... you know... they have frozen glasses..."[/font]
[font="] He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife[/font][font="] interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.[/font]
[font="]The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie [/font][font="]Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise... OK?"[/font]
[font="]"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the [/font][font="]oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and pork strips.[/font]
[font="]"But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know, there's [/font][font="]swearing, dirty words and all that..."[/font]
[font="] "You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?
LISTEN UP DICKHEAD! [/font][font="]SIT DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR DAMN BEER IN YOUR DAMN FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR FUCKING HORS D'OEUVRES, BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A FUCKING BAR! THAT SHIT IS OVER. GOT IT, ASSHOLE?"[/font]
[font="] .... and, they lived happily ever after.[/font]
[font="] So, he said to his new wife, "Honey, I'll be right [/font][font="]back."[/font]
[font="] Where are you going, Coochy Coo?" asked the wife.[/font]
[font="] "I'm going to the bar, Pretty Face. I'm going to have a[/font][font="] beer."[/font]
[font="] The wife said, "You want a beer, my love?" She opened [/font][font="]the door to the refrigerator and showed him 25 different kinds of beer, brands from 12 countries: Germany, Holland, Japan, India, etc.[/font]
[font="]The husband didn't know what to do, and the only thing [/font][font="]that he could think of saying was, "Yes, Lollipop... but at the bar... you know... they have frozen glasses..."[/font]
[font="] He didn't get to finish the sentence, because the wife[/font][font="] interrupted him by saying, "You want a frozen glass, Puppy Face?" She took a huge beer mug out of the freezer, so frozen that she was getting chills just holding it.[/font]
[font="]The husband, looking a bit pale, said, "Yes, Tootsie [/font][font="]Roll, but at the bar they have those hors d'oeuvres that are really delicious... I won't be long. I'll be right back. I promise... OK?"[/font]
[font="]"You want hors d'oeuvres, Poochie Pooh?" She opened the [/font][font="]oven and took out 5 dishes of different hors d'oeuvres: chicken wings, pigs in blankets, mushroom caps, and pork strips.[/font]
[font="]"But my sweet honey... at the bar... you know, there's [/font][font="]swearing, dirty words and all that..."[/font]
[font="] "You want dirty words, Cutie Pie?
LISTEN UP DICKHEAD! [/font][font="]SIT DOWN, SHUT THE HELL UP, DRINK YOUR DAMN BEER IN YOUR DAMN FROZEN MUG AND EAT YOUR FUCKING HORS D'OEUVRES, BECAUSE YOUR MARRIED ASS ISN'T GOING TO A FUCKING BAR! THAT SHIT IS OVER. GOT IT, ASSHOLE?"[/font]
[font="] .... and, they lived happily ever after.[/font]
always liked that one
