The Surrealist Compliment Generator

[MrBishop]

Your eyes are much like milky pools of pantyhose.

Want to give total strangers the WTF look the next time you meet them?

May your succulent earlobes ever flap about my knees like a thousand wooden pigeons fleeing the local sawmill.

 

[BeardofPants]

Madam! How your enormous foreskin shades me from the sun!

 

[MrBishop]

The dimples of your breasts do pucker evocatively when you smile.

 

[Dave]

The French Foreign Legion could not match the lucid beauty of your toenails!

Your elbow patches rumble with a fear reminiscent of mayonnaise cradled in scotchguard.

May you always be as vivid as your hallucinations.

 

[Gonz]

Your intelligence attains the grand summation of molecular motion at absolute zero.

 

[pc_builder]

Wend you not to wreak annihilable havoc with my tumefascent transmitters and turgid devices.

 

[Gonz]

say what

 

[ThorsFoundry]

OH JUST FRIGGIN GREAT! I get the one that is flaking foreign!

La pluie de vos insultes n'atteint pas le parapluie de mon indifference.

Now I had to Google it, but actually came up with a Wiki on it. It's NON-ENGLISH for:
Your spluttering insults do not reach the umbrella of my indifference.

Which I don't get. Because I'm stupid.

 

[Winky]

Your hair is reminiscent of a self-digesting yak in heat.

 

[MrBishop]

OH JUST FRIGGIN GREAT! I get the one that is flaking foreign!



Now I had to Google it, but actually came up with a Wiki on it. It's NON-ENGLISH for:
Your spluttering insults do not reach the umbrella of my indifference.

Which I don't get. Because I'm stupid.

Your rain of insults do not reach my umbrella of indifference

 

[Winky]

Oh sure leave it to a native French speaker to translate.
“Ever do you remind me of a staircase falling exotically into a sea of spilled macaroni.”

 

[chcr]

A blue one.