The things people say to you

hey
how are ya?
howd the test go?
you arent bad looking
:mom: you remind me of the singer of the doors
:me: what are you on?? i dont look like that!!
cool pants(when im wearing my leather or vinyl pants)
cool shirt(when wearing blue sparkly shirt)
nice whip
what movies do you have on ya?
 
Honey, did you take your meds?
Daddy, did you take your meds?
Cory, did you take your meds?

Huh?
What?
Where do you come up with this shit?
 
Puter, this is your little f*ck calling, did you take your medication yet sir? The elderly can't wait..., err, maybe I shouldn't say that, it might earn me a kick... :p
 
Tell you what, you little f*ck, the sir part, that can stay. And yes, I took my meds this morning, I think.
 
PuterTutor said:
Tell you what, you little f*ck, the sir part, that can stay. And yes, I took my meds this morning, I think.
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Yes sir. Good to know sir. How is the madame doing?
 
In the past 24 hours

"Gobshite"

"Would you ever feck off"

"I'll send you some filthy messages on your phone"

"You mean NOTHING! NOTHING!!" [quote from Eastenders]
 
The most common question at Walgreens when I'm at the register:

Where's the bathroom?

The most common question when I'm not at the register:

Where's the bathroom?

Good thing it's not my job to clean them anymore. :D
 
There was this guy in Montenegro I hated. Every time I had to upgrade something in his computer he would complain the thing crashed after I had used it. Like he hadn't used it aswell :rolleyes: If he couldn't find me he would complain to my superiors...
 
this thread rocks....

okay my turn:

"i wan' choca mook....i wan' choca mook in my blue clues sippy!"
"can i use your phone?"
"waahhhh....shriek...waahhhhh!"
"do i have any underwear?"
"i wanna pick" (marlowe wants a new video)
"oooh oooh...oh shit...ugh...i'm sorry...."
"mama..ugh..ugh...mama..waaaaaahhhhh..."
"purrrrrrrrpurrrrrrrrr" headbutt "purrrrrpurrrrrr"
"i'm sorry i'm so late....."
"momma...you make choc-o-late cookies? please?"
 
here was a few more

I am now going to teach you how to cha cha
you are evil
I love your tats
I love your hair
SAY MY NAME!!!!!(sally i used to tease her about not telling me her name)
your that guy in class who knows the answers
what kind of music do you like?
OMG YOUR BACK!!!!!!!!
Pat: youve been missed and people havent seen you in a long time)
WHat are you doing Saturday?
your coming back? please?
yay your coming home(Gwen one of my best friends and she is like a little sister to me)
Did the tats hurt.
It was a pleasure having you in class
Hes a fast learner isnt he
Eric come dance with me
can I borrow your notes
 
oohooh! i just heard this for the 9 millionth time!

"you think everything is so funny, don't you?"





it's true...i do... :D
 
Hi, I'm new.

Something from George Carlin. Real funny guy. Maybe you will get a kick out of it:

"NO ONE EVER WROTE THIS SENTECE BEFORE. On the feast of St. Stephen, I was driving my hearse to the wholesale liverwurst outlet when suddenly a hermaprodite in a piano truck backed out of a crackhouse driveway, and, as my shoes caught fire, I pirouetted across Boris Karloff Boulevard, slapping the truckdriver six times in the loins with a Chattanooga road map, even though he was humming "The Pussycan Song".

And as for realavance, I have no clue. I just thought it would make a good first post.
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