The things you wish people would say to you

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Ohhhhhhhh, that was great! :D
I'm gonna give you a $100,000 raise...
Oh, I'm sorry, was this your parking space? I'll get out of your way.
 
Please, Honey, I'll carry the groceries in, you just sit there and play a game on your puter or something.

How about I just crawl under the desk and give you head. You don't have to get up.
 
Hey! Have have done the under the desk head thing!!!

And he STILL dumped me! I don't understand! :shrug:
 
Nixy said:
Hey! Have have done the under the desk head thing!!!

And he STILL dumped me! I don't understand! :shrug:
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While he was surfing for porn? Damn that would be cool.
 
ummmmmmmm, I don't remember what he was doing.

He doesn't surf for porn though, he has many gigs of it on his hdd.
 
I don't remember what he was doing
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Besides enjoying the hell out of it? :eek6:

I mean, what else are you supposed to do in that kind of situation? Call up mom and chat about each others' days? :retard:

"Hey, Mom, how ya doing? Mmmhh... Oh, I'm doing great, just great. How's things going with whatshisname? Hmmmhh... Ohhh... Oh, I'm sorry, I was, uhh, little dizzy... ahh... So, you still... um... doing stuff? Ehhhh.... yeaaaah... Yeah.. I mean, yeah, sure I'll come with you."
 
My guess would be, typing to his warez friends, "I r teh l33t h4x0r, I r getting teh dix0r sux0r ryte n0w! /<-r4d-31337"
 
No it won't. I'm going to make it through the doors but not by anything i've done.
I try.... but i'm still lukewarm.
 
HeXp£Øi± said:
No it won't. I'm going to make it through the doors but not by anything i've done.
I try.... but i'm still lukewarm.
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Perhaps, but even one soul won will earn you a crown. :) Take courage.
 
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