The truth...

6. Porn features scary fingernails in sensitive areas.

Oh wait, was this supposed to be reasons FOR porn?

Oh well, to some I guess that will apply too. :p
 
10 Porn doesn't care how much other porn you look at.

11 Porn doesn't have a mother.

12 Porn never gives you the silent treatment for three days for the slightest offense, without even telling you that you've committed said offense.

13 Porn never asks if that dress makes its ass look big.
 
14. Porn never wants a $40 pitcher and when you ask what is wrong with the glass one you already have goes on a long spiel about the difference between a margarita pitcher and a regular beverage pitcher.
 
spike said:
Given the option of a stack of porn in one part of the room or a hot chick in the other, I don't think many would choose the porn.
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Given that option, I agree... but I'd venture to guess most people who would rather use easy porn access instead of working at sex don't have that option readily available.

A downside to porn is it won't drive you to the hospital if the fantasy you're acting out goes horribly wrong.
 
I love this thread:
After 25 years of wedded bliss, pr0n is lookin' a hole lot better!!!

Naomi Wolfe?
 
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