The "WHY" thread...

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Why do dogs sniff other dog’s bottoms to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something?
 
Why is it when your kids are sick, its the mother/father intuition to go nuts to make them better???? NO MATTER what? :crying4:
 
Why do they call hurricanes male/female names? :lol2:

*Got any suggestions for new names for them-ANYONE?????
 
Mare said:
Why do they call hurricanes male/female names? :lol2:

*Got any suggestions for new names for them-ANYONE?????
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I think that they used to only name them after females from what I've heard - then they added the male naming later? Anyone?
 
Why is it 2004 and we haven't had a female president YET????????????? :D

(be nice with the answer) :lol2:
 
Mare said:
Why is it 2004 and we haven't had a female president YET????????????? :D

(be nice with the answer) :lol2:
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You were alive in 1993. You don't remember what one of the biggest running jokes of 1993 was?
 
BeardofPants said:
No, but being foreign will do that to ya.

Tom? No more misfit toys?
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Mare's not foreign.

For those in other nations, a quick explanation: in 1993, when Clinton was new in the white house, the running joke was that we already had a female president, because Hillary seemed to be weilding a lot of power. Witness her attempt to pass socialized health care.
 
That's why I stuck the little explanation in there. I figured that a lot of people in other nations might not get my reference, so to be safe I explained myself.
 
Why is it that you say you're "taking a dump" when you're not actually taking it anywhere, and in fact you're leaving it?
 
Sharky said:
Why is it that women cannot apply mascara with their mouth closed?
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Applying mascara:
Open your mouth slightly while putting on mascara. You won`t poke yourself in the eye. This does work!
 
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