They're shootin' up the WalMart!

tonksy said:
What's with all the Wal-mart violence?
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Only 4 shopping days 'til Christmas,and they're running outta "Tinkle me Elmo' or whatever the lowly masses are hyped about this year.
 
SouthernN'Proud said:
Yet another reason to support my boycott of the hellhole.
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The story does not say if it was a Wall Mart employee the dropped the hammer, or why they are liable for the shooting.
 
SouthernN'Proud said:
Yet another reason to support my boycott of the hellhole.
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yeah well the 100 million other people
that do shop there every week will be unconcerned
 
Just how many 'assholes'
DO you have to deal with?

Be serious, as long as yer offa werk

things should smooth as silk

yer kinda young to be a cantankerous old fart

doncha think?
 
Been back at work since just after Thanksgiving.

Asshole calculator:

Caseload - 105
Coworkers, court staff, and related work contacts - 65
Neighbors - 8
OTC - 5
Doctors/staff - 12
Average of all telemarketers, bill collectors, and related lower forms of life per month - 6
Composite of general community assholes (traffic, idiots at store counters, etc) per month - 150
Dr. Phil, Katie Couric, Jesse Jackson and related ilk invading my home via cable - 20


Total: 376
Divided by average 30 days/month: 12 per day

That's a different asshole every 90 waking minutes. Now figure if I frequented WalMart and other asshole magnets...the number would be astonishing.



(Asshole Calculator patent panding)
 
crap I so want one of those calculators

my count would be quite a bit lower though

never-the-less

one must keep track
 
Isn't Wal-Mart in the South kind of like LDS churches in Utah? As in, there's one in every town that has at least two houses.
 
Oops... in that case, I know which Deming they speak of and I'm not sure it even qualifies for "wide spot in the road" status.
 
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