This is about the only place I can post this.

[Professur]

Inflatable doll stolen in sex shop heist Thu Apr 28,10:38 AM ET



MOSCOW (AFP) - A man in his 40s armed with a knife burst into a Moscow sex shop and threatened a clerk before making off with an life-size inflatable doll and some sexy lingerie.


The owner of the shop, located opposite Gorky park, estimated the value of the stolen goods at 300 euros (387 dollars).

A composite sketch was distributed to police and a search for the suspect was under way, RIA Novosti news agency said Thursday.

 

[Leslie]

that is weird. Just weird.

 

[Inkara1]

I had a few guys offer to pay me good money if I showed up at the prom my senior year with a blow-up doll. I respectfully declined.

 

[Gato_Solo]

I had a few guys offer to pay me good money if I showed up at the prom my senior year with a blow-up doll. I respectfully declined.

Did it have to be inflated? If not, I would've brought it in a plain, brown bag, and left it under the lead jerk's chair when I left.

 

[Inkara1]

Well, due to my infamous Prom Date sob story, I didn't have a date to go with, so I spent the money on a zip drive instead.

 

[chcr]

Years ago, when Johnny still hosted the Tonight Show, Howie Mandel was on on Halloween once. He came out in a tux, with a cheesy, fake mustache and a black inflatable sex doll in an evening gown hanging from each shoulder. Johnny asked him who he was supposed to be and he said (of course) "Tony Orlando and Dawn."

 

[Thulsa Doom]

Well, due to my infamous Prom Date sob story, I didn't have a date to go with, so I spent the money on a zip drive instead.

Bet it was hard pinning the corsage on that sucker.

 

[HomeLAN]

But it did what it advertised, now didn't it?

*runs*

 

[Liliandra]

wow....that's just.....twisted

 

[Miss Chopper]

I had a few guys offer to pay me good money if I showed up at the prom my senior year with a blow-up doll. I respectfully declined.

What?? and not be known all your life as "The guy who brought a rubber date" to the prom? I'm shocked that you didn't take the money...lol

 

[PrincessLissa]

That guy must have had a really serious case of blue balls or something.

Odd, very odd.