This thread is about oral sex

[tonksy]

don't you get mouthy with me...it's all tongue in cheek!

 

[paul_valaru]

this is leaving a bad taste in my mouth

 

[tonksy]

a little hard to swallow?

 

[paul_valaru]

it's giving flashbacks to boot camp, I rememebr good old colonel ingus

 

[tonksy]

hey! i went to boot camp.....i don't remember that day.....

 

[freako104]

it's giving flashbacks to boot camp, I rememebr good old colonel ingus

did you bring eough gum for me!!!?? SPIT it out now!!!

 

[Kittie]

I wish i didnt look like an idiot laughing my fucking head off in my school library.

Swallowing... the only way to go

/random comment

 

[A.B.Normal]

it's giving flashbacks to boot camp, I rememebr good old colonel ingus

Did you see the skit on SNL with Christopher Walken as a Confederate Colonel Angus during the civil.I'm surprised that got past the Censor

 

[freako104]

I wish i didnt look like an idiot laughing my fucking head off in my school library.

Swallowing... the only way to go

/random comment

but you had a reason to laugh

 

[Kittie]

but you had a reason to laugh

That I did Freako, that I did.

 

[paul_valaru]

hey what is the same between a (insert that girl, name in highschool that all teh rumors where about) and the bermuda triangle, th4ey both swallow seamen

 

[freako104]

there is also:

She is like a submarine:she needs seamen to operate

 

[Sharky]

How does that Sam Kinison joke go about licking the alphabet?

 

[chatty kathy]

never heard about licking the alphabet but I did hear about eating at the Y.

 

[Gato_Solo]

hey! i went to boot camp.....i don't remember that day.....

That's cause you were a swab-jockey.

 

[Inkara1]

For licking the alphabet, just move your tongue around as if you were writing the letters. It's just like writing "wash me" on a dirty car with your finger, except it's with your tongue on a clit. By the time you get to Z, she should already have been driven crazy by it.