NARRATOR #2:
This man is about to die. In a few moments, now, he will be killed, for Arthur Jarrett is a convicted criminal who has been allowed to choose the manner of his own execution.
(shows man running)
(pan to naked girls chasing)
NAKED GIRL #1:
There.
NAKED GIRL #2:
There he is!
NAKED GIRLS:
[panting]
[exciting music]
GOVERNOR:
Arthur Charles Herbert Runcie MacAdam Jarrett,...
...you have been convicted by twelve good persons and true... of the crime of first degree making of gratuitous, sexist jokes in a moving picture.
[heavenly music]
NAKED GIRLS:
[panting]
ARTHUR JARRETT:
Aaaaaaaggh!
[whump]
PADRE:
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.