To all the elderly here (age 21+)...

Otto [in his traditional fashion] Ruff, ruff. I'm Poochie, the
rockin' dog!
Myers You're perfect! In fact, you're better than perfect! Next to
you, perfection is crap!
Troy Ruff, ruff! I'm Poochie, the rocking dog! Hi, I'm Troy McClure.
You may remember me from such cartoons as "Christmas Ape" and
"Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp".
Myers You're even better than this guy! [to Otto] Take a hike, you
bum.
Otto [moans]
-- Easy come, easy go, "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"

Homer [clears throat] Ruff, ruff! I'm Poochie, the rockin' dog!
Myers Now, that's just bad. You've got no attitude, you're barely
outrageous, and I don't know what you're in, but it's not my
face. Next!
Homer [angry] Oh, no attitude, eh? Not in your face, huh? Well, you
can cram it with walnuts, ugly!
Myers That's it! That's the Poochie attitude, do that again!
Homer Huh? I can't, I don't remember what I did.
Myers Then you don't get the job. Next!
Homer [sarcastically] Oh, I don't get the job, do I? We-ell boo-hoo!
I don't get to be a cartoon dog!
Myers That's it, you've got the job!
Homer [still sarcastic] Oh, now I've got the job, huh? [quietly] Oh,
thank you.
-- Homer's audition, "The Itchy & Scratchy & Poochie Show"
 
Lets bathe him in leaves from the jalapen~o plant. Just fill a tub with hot water, add about 3 pounds of cut leaves, and sit him (LL) in there for about 10 minutes. ;)
 
Gato_Solo said:
Lets bathe him in leaves from the jalapen~o plant. Just fill a tub with hot water, add about 3 pounds of cut leaves, and sit him (LL) in there for about 10 minutes. ;)
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:eek: :eek: You are one cruel guy old man... :p :p I'd like to see you try to sit me down in a tub of water though. Thats going to be quite amusing.
 
backs up Unc's first post & ignores the rest. My eyes hurt from being elderly. :D
 
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