To all you Mom's

[Winky]

don't leave your toys out

 

[Professur]

 

[Leslie]

that happens a lot.

One of mine ended up in a school bag as a real cool rocketship to show all his friends.

 

[Professur]

Scarred for life, that boy is. Was it the 7" or the 12"?

 

[Leslie]

I dunno! definitely not 12"!!

 

[Winky]

using two at once huh?

 

[Dave]

 

[MrBishop]

OMFG!!! Thanks Winky!!

Buzz Lightyear to the rescue!!

 

[Spirit]

Oy. Ya. I remember a couple of years back telling a story ( I guess it wasn't in here, I thought it was..?) about my oldest finding my toy and I got all flustered and told him it was a back massager!

 

[Gonz]

What an incredible SCUD clone

 

[Leslie]

Oy. Ya. I remember a couple of years back telling a story ( I guess it wasn't in here, I thought it was..?) about my oldest finding my toy and I got all flustered and told him it was a back massager!

I told my kids it is a leg massager cause my legs get sore from walkin everywhere

 

[A.B.Normal]

I told my kids it is a leg massager cause my legs get sore from walkin everywhere

Just hope nobody ever mentions having sore legs when they're at your place

 

[Leslie]

lol that'd be comic relief so long as it wasn't my parents

 

[Nixy]

I told my kids it is a leg massager cause my legs get sore from walkin everywhere

I assume it doesn't have a life like shape then??

 

[Nixy]

lol that'd be comic relief so long as it wasn't my parents

DUDE!

Just bring you the rockstar brother you got married while on tour and didn't tell them!! You'll be in the clear

 

[PrincessLissa]

That had tears in my eyes.

We keep all our "stuff" tucked away in a box on the top shelf in the closet.

 

[A.B.Normal]

That had tears in my eyes.

We keep all our "stuff" tucked away in a box on the top shelf in the closet.

*pssst ,thats the first place they'll look

 

[Winky]

Well if boyz used too nab Dad's Playboys (pre-internet days)...

I'm having a hard time thinking about young Sally
makin' off with Mom's joy-stick!

 

[tonksy]

Well if boyz used too nab Dad's Playboys (pre-internet days)...

I'm having a hard time thinking about young Sally
makin' off with Mom's joy-stick!

i wouldn't use my mothers vibrator if you paid me...that's just digusting.

 

[Inkara1]

What if I gave you $5 and a can of lysol?