Top 10 reasons to own assault weapons

Jeslek

Banned
10. Sometimes you're too mad for just a normal gun.

9. If you see a dozen deer in one meadow, how else are you supposed to shoot them all before they run away?

8. Self-defense sometimes involves "assaulting" a fortress.

7. Keeping control of a fully automatic weapon helps build upper body strength.

6. If we're not allowed to have assault rifles, that will make us mad and we have other guns.

5. Not as impressive writing your name in the wall with a semi-automatic.

4. For elderly people with arthritis, it may be painful for them to hit the trigger multiple times.

3. What if dragons are real and one tries to mug you in a dark alley?

2. I don't how good a reason this is, but after I've had a few beers in me I'm always like, "Man, would it be cool to have an assault rifle right now."

And the number one reason regular citizens should be able to own assault rifles...

1) This is America; we don't have to give a damn reason for owning something.


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I've only one thing to say to someone who thinks he needs an automatic rifle. Learn to fucking aim. If you need more than one bullet, you probably shouldn't own a gun.
 
A real hunter lines up his shot. It might be a little tricky to get all of them in a row, but imagine the satisfaction ...
 
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