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Top Ten things A Man Would Never Say
10..... I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.
9..... While I'm up, can I get you a beer?
8..... I think hairy butts are realy sexy.
7..... Her tits are just too big.
6..... Sometimes I just want to be held.
5..... That chick on Murder She Wrote gives me a woody.
4..... Sure, I'd love to wear a condom.
3..... We haven't been to the mall in ages. Let's go shopping and I can hold your purse.
2....Fuck Monday Night Football, let's watch Murphy Brown.
1..... I think we're lost. We'd better pull over and ask for directions.
 
Top Ten Summer Camps You Should Not Send Your Kids To


10. Tommy Lee's Camp Kickachickee

9. Lorena Bobbit's Camp Cutaweewee

8. Tanya Harding's Camp Whackaneenee :laugh2:

7. Kenneth Starr's Camp Catchacrookee

6. Louis Farakahn's Camp Killawhitey :laugh5:

5. O.J. Simpson's Camp Killachickee

4. Michael Jackson's Camp Grabbakiddie

3. President Clinton's Camp Getahoochie :laugh3:

2. Ellen Degeneras' Camp Lickacoochie :rofl4:

1. Monica Lewinsky's Camp Suckaweewee
 
tonksy said:
Top Ten things A Man Would Never Say
7..... Her tits are just too big
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No shit sherlock .That would be impossible. They can't be too big.
 
tonksy said:
Top Ten things A Man Would Never Say

3..... We haven't been to the mall in ages. Let's go shopping and I can hold your purse.
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I'd rather have my fingernails peeled off . . . :lol2:
 
tonksy said:
Top Ten things A Man Would Never Say
10..... I think Barry Manilow is one cool motherfucker.
9..... While I'm up, can I get you a beer?
8..... I think hairy butts are realy sexy.
7..... Her tits are just too big.
6..... Sometimes I just want to be held.
5..... That chick on Murder She Wrote gives me a woody.
4..... Sure, I'd love to wear a condom.
3..... We haven't been to the mall in ages. Let's go shopping and I can hold your purse.
2....Fuck Monday Night Football, let's watch Murphy Brown.
1..... I think we're lost. We'd better pull over and ask for directions.
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10: That fucker got me laid more than once.
9: Say it all the time. Never had to get one for anyone else yet.:thumbup:
8: :shudder:
7: I'm with Freako. There are limits. I know. I've seen them.
6: When I've slipped and someone caught me? Definitely
5: Yeah, the niece of that old bitch. She was hot.
4: What can I say, I've been with some real skanks. Sometimes I wanted to wear more than one.
3: She's shopping, and I get to hold her money? YES!!!
2: Unless having my fingernails pulled out is off the list.
1: What can I say, sometimes Mum's driving is a little directionless.



And I'm still a man!!!
 
Who's that Barry guy???

I fear (under certain circumstances) That he may have been before my time...
 
Ms Ann Thrope said:
hmmm.... go to the mall or have a root canal? I definitely would rather have the root canal... :D
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Depends on what we're shopping for. If it's clothes, then yes, I'd rather go for the root canal, but if it's books or CDs... :swing:
 
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