top ten list

[Gato_Solo]

Oh geezus, not again.

*watches as 95% of the male posters on OTC fall suddenly and stunningly silent for and inordinately long period of time*

The other 5% just can't get the link to work

I can't get the link to work because this network is filtering the web-site. Otherwise...

 

[IDLEchild]

Top Ten things A Man Would Never Say

9..... While I'm up, can I get you a beer?

7..... Her tits are just too big.


3..... We haven't been to the mall in ages. Let's go shopping and I can hold your purse.

2....Fuck Monday Night Football let's watch Murphy Brown.

1..... I think we're lost. We'd better pull over and ask for directions.

I will most definetly say these things. Being serious and all...why not? I like going to the mall, holding a purse for your lover is kind and helpful, I loathe watching football, being curtious is actually a good habit, fake, big boobs are disgusting looking, and I don't like wasting time being lost when help is present all around in form of a near by pedestrian.